The Game done stopped and shit done flip-flopped and now Youtube videos detailing how keeping your refridgerator stocked with a myriad of different food & drink to accomodate the many types of different bitch out there are sittin' on top.
"Yeah, Becky, i got fuckin' Snapples.."
Kill all prior expectations about the fairer sex, dunns, and peep the new player-code via MrChiCity. You thought you knew but you had no idea. Ayo, kid, your kitchen game is wack - step your Perrier and Pringles game up. Peep real game :
"The green-tea, man - that's for the holistic, you know, vegetarian, i don't eat meat and i'm real earthy, y'know, fuckin' Erykah Badu chicks and of course, n*ggas, for the real 'hood chicks - BAM, i got a drawer of Kool Aid, n*gga, what flavour you want?.."
UGK ft. UGK & Project Pat - Sippin' On Some Syrup
Stay sippin' in heaven, Pimp C, while us mere mortals pray at the tabernacle of MrChiCity to study his teachings so a world of new pu$$y will open up to us as if it were a magnificent clam. Word to Woody Allen.
Chuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch.
3 comments:
"Baby get yo snack on baby, get comfortable you breathin' heavy as hell, I know you hungry"
Imagine a life where everything that comes out of your mouth could be made into a witty slogan for a t-shirt. I fully fuckin love him.
Is that a serious question ? I feel like oprah winfrey up in this bitch.
Come on though babe, what do you think. The way to any womans heart is hydrogenated fats and high fructose sugar drinks. Start giving your fridge some tender loving care, get yourself a chrome garbage can, and there'll be vagina panties all over the joint.
TRUST
Ayo I got TWO chrome bins in my kitchen.
One is obviously for all the panties left in my house.
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