Y'all took that shit too literally. Like the pulchritudinous ex-QuizTV presenter Sara Damergi used to say : think laterally, not literally. And she was right because a pal of mine followed her instructions and ended up winning a grip of guop from the channel.
Allow Bay Area native and fellow hater extrodinaire Bailey to explain the real meaning of Fuck your couch :
Jheah, fuck your couch, n*gga
lemme tell you about this shit :
If a muthafucker spill his muthafuckin' drink on you in the club while you fresh - he fuckin' up your couch, man
If a bitch loud as hell in your ear when you tryna get your smoke on or you asleep - she fuckin' up your couch, man
If the po-lice come around this muthafucker messin' up your paper - they fuckin' up your couch.....
Bailey - Fuck Yo' Couch
And on a related note, here's an oldie-but-goodie by my dunn Eard AKA Krs Gok Wan from the tunnel (R.I.P) :