With our special guest star Wheelchair Jimmy from Degrassi AKA Drake :
Relegate genuine talents like Curren$y and All $tar to the mixtape graveyard/perma-shelf when you step aboard the Ca$h Money Records train, ruin classic DJ Screw freestyles with contrived songs aimed specifically at the lucrative Texas market and star in inferior reboots of Degrassi Jr. High all you want but, eventually, karma is gonna catch up with you when you're frollicing around on stage like Kevin The Teenager gettin' his Mary Poppins on.
Back when we used to watch the o.g Degrassi on CBBC Stephanie Kaye, the spolit princess who'd leave the house prepped out like Ringwald in The Breakfast Club each morning and transform into a Motley Crue video slut in the school bathroom before lessons, kept us entraced in her beauty on some first song from The Jack Artist type shit. I know my man steely-eyed Steven smells me on this one :
But 15 - 20 years later she's more like my aunty Joan or, at the very best, a 50-something milf Boots checkout bird who you share slightly flirtious banter with when you're coppin' a meal deal :