It's a testament to Sinitta's paramount milfness that she can ooze the sex appeal of an Inca goddess standing next to a stocky, middle-aged inhabitant of Lilliput with a Paul 'Mr Wonderful' Orndorff hairdoo and some horrific bootcut jeans. Where's the from-behind shots, though? Ass pix or GTFOOH in future.
Here at The Martorialist we take a Wenger-esque approach to insipid saturday night telly, but if the existence of such shows means we get to see flicks of Sinitta prancing around wearing nothing but a handful of palm leaves in an attempt to drum up extra publicity for The X-Factor and highlight her forthcoming Greatest Hits set - which, almost unbelievely, is a double cd - then, like Frank said, you're welcome.. you're all welcome.
AC/DC - Sin City
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I watch X Factor with the missus. Sinitta's deportment was a quality moment. I just love that the other's make craven attempts to appear well-connected by inviting another celeb to help them(Will Young FFS) was royally trumped by the singer of ToyBoy.
You just know she's got all sorts of dirt on Cowell.
Mainly, one imagines, about him being the most obvious in-the-closet entertainment personality this side of Cliff Richard.
DAMNN her body's looking TIGHT.
Black really don't crack.
I actually quite like Cowell. Fuck knows why. But yeah, comfortably gay. He had a fucking amazing house though. So many straight lines. Maybe I'm gay?
Is it established that Louis Walsh bats for the other side? Seems pretty cut and dried to me.
Definately.
Most in-denial gay British celeb who goes to the greater extremes to fool the public with fake relationships with women :
Cowell or Sol Campbell?
Campbell is a contender. I recall him stepping out with this butch dyke interior design consultant or something. I believe he also "dated" Martina Hingis. What a waste.
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