Here at The Martorialist we love when cats be thinkin' that Malcolm McLaren's iconic stint spent orchestrating the rise and fall of the Sex Pistols was bigger than a sumo, 'cause that's when we hit 'em with a lil' Puerto-Rican Judo :
Oh, jou don' know that the best music of Malcolm's career was produced during his tenure Eric B-ing the World's Famous Supreme Team with songs like Hey DJ and World's Famous.
And jou don' know that if you happen to be circumscribed to the original wave of British punk then Neat, Neat, Neat by The Damned and Ever Fallen In Love by The Buzzcocks are better than anything the Sex Pistols ever whipped up.
And jou don' know that if you disagree, then, homeboy, you're wrong as fuck.
Where I'm hoping our opinions all rendezvous like "me too!" is the notion that the most notable accomplishment to emerge from Malcolm's punk period would have to be the o.g Jordan AKA Pamela Rooke who he and Vivienne Westwood employed at their Sex boutique before she went on to become a mainstay in the Pistols's entourage of peacocks and appeared as Amyl Nitrate in Derek Jarman's Jubilee. She's everything arousing about Myra Hindley's mugshot, 70's British smut (she had the decency to get her bum and baps out), and Princess Di' sounding middle-class girls that like to play dress-up all distilled into a single bird who went on to become a vet :
This is looking a jpg of a Burzum album cover and a picture of heavily tattooed Hell's Angels short of a generic Tumblr post here, so let's wrap this one up with the video to the classic shiny-suit era Bad Boy remix of Mariah's Honey, which was a much better freak of Hey DJ than AZ & SWV's lumpen Hey AZ.
Mariah Carey ft The Lox & Ma$e - Honey Bad Boy remix
4 comments:
proper naughty
haaaah @ toyah in that clip
I forgot Toyah Wilcox was an annoying frumpy lesbo proto-goff/punk bird before she became a certified POA when she went totes mainstream.
Actually I'd probably bosh 75% of the Grumpy Old Women cast.
Why are it girls always such plain Jane looking broads? This Pamela Rooke broad and Cory Kennedy are certified 5/6 max.
Ain't nothing worse than a fashionable ugly broad who thinks she's the shit because of her shoe or some shit.
Hey AZ...that song was terrible. Trying to fit "AZ" into the hook came off awkwardly, and couldn't they have found someone else to sing the hook, knowing that the busted ass SWV chick would have to appear in the video?
An unfortunate product of the Trackmasters era. (did they produce this track?)
It could only be Poke & Tone behind it, Boothe.
2$hin, real g'z know that Susan Kennedy from Neighbours > Cory Kennedy.
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