Monday, 28 March 2011
Butt in the meantime
I checked out this new Can I Have The Club Back Please mixtape by Mr Collipark in the hope that Senorita by Treal Lee & Prince Rick would be a cover version of the Puffy classic (alas, it isn't, nor is it anywhere near as good as Get At Me Now, Mr Hit Dat, Throwed Off, or 501 Levi's) and because I was curious to hear what a 2011 Bubba Sparxxx & Ying Yang Twins collaboration that promises to "put the dick back in ridiculous" sounds like (answer : amusing but nothing to ever warrant a second play), but the surprise of the 'tape has to be the almost-Martian-Slappin' You Know You Like That by Ying Yang Twins, which indicates that Collipark might be about to swagger-jack Young L's sound like his protege Soulja Boy gaffled Lil B's lexicon and mannerisms :
"Say you like it in the butt, are you for real?
I just came to fuck, I ain't come for no shitty deal...bitch"
Mr Collipark ft. Ying Yang Twins - You Know You Like That (2011)
The entertainment we consume between the impressionable adolescent years of, like, eight to eighteen sets us up for nothing but disappointment during adulthood, so word-up to those quoted lyrics above as another paradigm of Rap dealing with the important male issues no other genre of music would/could dare undertake because there's a rather colossal gulf between the fantasy of anal-sex in the porno flicks one sees as a teenager with chicks who've had enemas beforehand and the harsh reality (no Husalah) of that first time you pulled your dick out of your significant other's backside to find it smeared with poop and sweetcorn.