Brains and Baynes, in fact :
Hettie Baynes! and when I gaze on thee
I seem as in a trance sublime and strange
To first muse on you in 1989 watching Bergerac as an adolescent fantasy
Now renders and receives thy as a supreme MILF in Doctors on the BBC
After once mistaking thee for Tina Holmes in a Razzle Romp with baked beans sploshed all over your flange.
And to think a dame as pulchritudinous as Hettie spent the years between 1992 and 1999 making sure a foetus-faced old codger like Ken Russell kept his dick steady dripping with her saliva and pussy juices.