Sunday, 11 September 2011

I hate smart chicks but I love brains # 7

+ another instalment of Ayo 2$hin.

Gnawed as I am by nary a cast member of Neighbours or Home & Away ever gaining entry into the IDCIYW, IW hall of fame before you shut up shop, I think it's time you and Adriano man the ship again and set sail for comeback island so that bird wot plays Imogen in Doctors can claim her rightful place within the temple of not-quite-a-standard-mash-but-still-totally-worthy-of-a-lengthy-fap :



There's a fine art to latter-day indie chicks pulling off pink hair without looking like a stank Ned's Atomic Dustbin fan from 1991 and that bird wot plays Imogen succeeds where fellow BBC babe Dr. Alice Roberts fell flat on her arse. Moreover, she has to be the only wench of Brummie descent to not rescind her own sexiness by sounding like Benny from Crossroads or Ozzy Osbourne when she opens her gob, and that is why she deserves a spot on the I Don't Care If You Wouldn't, I Would dreamteam alongside such weirdly arousing Galácticos as Anne Frank, Katie Piper, Elisabeth Fritzl, pre-nosejob Ashelee Simpson and Sue Perkins.

Yo, I'd be willing to sign that Save BBC 4! petition if they'd promise to start showing a Doctors omnibus every sunday morning. Failing that, can't Doctors switch places with Eastenders?

6 comments:

2SHIN said...

An incredible find.

I completely agree with you on the art of pulling off pink hair, all too often pink hair is combined with a Shaun The Sheep backpack dipped in Claire's Accessories swagger.

Extra points for the fact this broad would be a complete snooze-fest if she was a blonde or some shit.

I've been thinking about bringing IDCIYW,IW for a while now, I'm just not sure what form it's going to come back in.

The Great Gats, B said...

Streetz is praying this is a proper comeback and not like that time Stan Collymore suddenly announced he was having medicals to prepare for a return to football about 3 years ago.

brad said...

that new secretary in it is a proper stunner.

done said...

Also feenin for a IDCIYW, IW ressurection.

James said...

Thirded.

Anonymous said...

Brian Blessed was on today's episode. He was mental.