(From Use My Body 7"; 1981)
Turns out Use My Body is a 1981 release hailing from the Caribbean, but the previous post's point still stands that it really should've soundtracked some late 70s Grindhouse porno which opens with with a long tracking shot of Vanessa Del Rio walking down 42nd Street with a lollipop between her lips and skin-tight Daisy Dukes hugging her loins and hips. Here's Vanessa Del The Funky Afro-Latina in her rollers and a manky dressing gown the same shade of blue as X-Pac's trademark stonewashed jeans in the first hardcore porn movie I ever saw after my BFF Shaun Deezy broke into a suitcase his recently divorced dad's mate Roy had left at their house containing a VHS copy of it dubbed into Dutch for the Bork market :
Shame on any cynical fartknockers out there who think this post is just a convoluted excuse to end with a slew of appalling Rap-Porn punz. And with that said, let's get bustin' those paronomastic money-shots, chaps : Webbie Does Dallas, Rocko Siffredi, Mac Dre presents the Razzle Rompalation, Marilyn 36 Chambers, Escort Is Now In Session, Henri 2pachard, Men Only Built 4 Cuban Linx, Bo Deal Joensen, Club Int'l Players Anthem, and Color Climax Changin' Click.
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ron jeremy, myself and i
buttman's bend over baby
Mobb Deep Throat
Lil' Jon Holmes
Heather B. Hunter
The Devil in Nasir Jones (->)
Sunday Sporty Thievz
The Men & Motors LP
RAP GAME Recordings Glamour Model Bitches On Their Singles Cover Art
Jealous I didn't come up with Mobb Deep Throat.
Lil Durk Diggler
The Boss Hedgehog Outlaws
Cockmaster Scott & the Dynamic Three
DJ Porn Supreme Allah
Lyrics Porn
Behind the Ghetty Green Door
Amber Lin Que
Buttplug One, Buttplug Two
Grand Puba Max Hardcore
The Opening of Misty Zaythoven
Taboo Rossini
DJ Jazzy Jeff & the Flesh Prince
Monie Lovelace
Rocco Siffredi Foxxx
Sperminator X
Traci Lords of the Underground - "Here Cum the Lords"
We're All In the Same Gangbang
C.R.E.A.M.P.I.E.
Mannie Flesh
Behind The Ghetty Green Door... brilliant.
James Native Deen
Kool Fashionistas
Brand New Wave Hookers
Big Bearly Legal
Once you go Black Attack you never go back
Bring um Young Jeezy
Pretty MC Peaches
Scarface Dance
Don't tell my wife I assfucked the bigbabigezuzsitter
Suave House of Dreams
The Private Afternoons of Pam the Funkstress
Michael Nine
Talk Ol' Dirty Bastard to Me
Jon Really Dough
Eric(a) B.(oyer)
Joey Silvera D
Debi Diamond D
Black, Rock 'n' Ron Jeremy
Rocco: Animal Thug Trainer
Peter Break North
Deep Throw the D
Georgina Spelbound
Herschel Slave Savage
Christy Don Canyon
Rebecca Lord of the Underground
Ginger Lin Que
Electric Blu & Exile
Annie Sprinkle Me
Kelly O'Dell the funky homosapien
Marilyn 36 Chambers
Heather Hunterkillburyfinn
Don't believe the Hyapatia Lee
Welcome to the TeraPatrickdome
Larry Flynt - Da Hustler
Tony Tedeschi-Ali
Stephanie Swift Lift Vocalist
P.J. Bubba Sparxxx
Alexandra Silk Tymes Leather
And there we have it from the porn baron himself, folks.
(I already did Marilyn 36 Chambers, though.)
LOL at "Black Rock & Ron Jeremy"
The Double XX Pussy
Poon Tang Clan
Jiz Markie
Lexington Steele In the Hour of Chaos
Gorilla Zoe Voss
Kurtis Blowjob
Chuck DP
Ras Kass-to-Mouth
Kobe Tai Nitty
And now a rap-based porn pun. Believe it or not, there's a series of pornos called "Diggin' In the Gapes".
Oh, I think I've seen one of those Diggin' In The Gapes movies. It was called Showbiz & A G-spot.
Ras-Kass to Mouth - that's a dope one!
On the British tip:
Alicia Rhodes to the Riches
A day in the life of Superdick Lover
Angel Shorty Long
Michel'le Thorne
Cate Harringtonz of Gunz
Charmaino Sinclair
Delta White Child Rix
Gemma Massey Appeal
Katie K-Rock
Terminator Harmony Hex
Isabel Ice Mone
Kelly Whitey Staf-Ford
Laura Hermesondoobie
Linsey Dawn McKenzie-Ro
Linzi Drew Huge
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