Friday, 30 November 2012

Underrated video hoes # 1

Handshakes turn to hugs and hugs turn to quick tugs in this occasional new series where we celebrate the slept-on hotties from Rap videos who you should probably rub one out to at least once before you're taken back to the essence like Yelawolf's career. We begin with that bushy-haired bird from Egyptian Lover's Freak-A-Holic video who looked like all the sexiest elements of a young Diana Ross and the late 70's Vanessa Del Rio at the same damn time. It didn't matter whether you were a black L.A clubgoer or a pasty European teenager because old girl was an Electro-Funk Medusa who could turn your dick to stone with a single glance, and her crotch-grinding skillz are still unparalleled in Rap videos nearly 30 years later :




Yo, can we pinpoint the very first Rap video to feature scantily-clad chicks gyrating for the camera then? The early clips from Sugarhill Gang and Kurtis Blow featured dancing chicks but they were always fairly covered up, so I can't currently think of anything which pre-dates the horde of birds in bikinis in She's On It by the Beasties. Surely some fucking saltines can't have been the originators of the fabled Rap video-hoe? SAY IT AIN'T SO, INTERNET?????

4 comments:

done said...

This needs to be a website, so far all there is is this pitiful display http://hiphopvideomodels.net/videos.html which doesnt even have the G Thang water ballon one.

This predates the Shes On Its beach beurs, theyre too peripheral though.

Richard Tre Mane said...

Ohh, I've never seen that Fat Boys video before. I've just experienced temporary blindness after seeing Buffy waddling around dancing in his Daisy Dukes.

done said...

I think we just got to the root of Jeru's problem with daisy dukes, seeing that image as a kid would give anyone issues.

bradley said...

"freak a holic" = best rap video ever!!