Wednesday, 21 August 2013

12 Rappers that are better than A$AP Ferg


Never forget A$AP Ferg constantly references DJ Screw and Houston Rap culture when he doesn't know who Z-Ro is. Here's 12 Rappers who obliterate his whole career of being a tone-deaf special needs kid during Regional Rap Music 1994 - 2012 week on the X-Factor :

Kitty Pryde
Charlie Travers from Big Brother 2013
Mindbender Futurama
Aussie soap actor Bruce Samazan
Freedom Williams from C+C Music Factory
Andy Cole
The whigga in the wheelchair from Da Southern Boyz
Mel Brooks
Paleface of Colgate Soulmate fame
Clint "Deuce" Dempsey
That Chazmaniia saltine who just bodied Lil' Reese on record
Mac Lethal

So what's the most emblematic symbol of America's failure as a nation in 2013 then: A$AP Ferg blowing up IRL and getting favourable reviews from Jon Caramanica in the New York Times? The Wavery's very sinister practice of recruiting naive white teenage ironic YouTube Rappers like Kitty Pryde & Yung Lean and then encouraging them to drop n-bombs in their music? Or the forthcoming novelisation of Mac Lethal's "lol blk ppl" Texts From Bennett Tumblr site?

9 comments:

Robbie said...

Max from E-Street Top 5 Dead or Alive.

Anonymous said...

Mac Lethal has been given a pilot on CBS. Tell me that doesn't terrify you.

Anonymous said...

I'm so old, I can remember when Mac Lethal was a rapper...a good rapper. What a waste.

Fredo Fantano said...

A$AP Ferg, Kitty Pryde, and Mac Lethal all have verified Twitter accounts, but Scott Hall doesn't.

This is what's wrong with America today.

Big D said...

WTF is Chazmania all about?

Anonymous said...

You forgot PDQ Bach

bradley said...

why/what/how does clint dempsey have a song with hawk?

Mackey said...

The song with Bone Thugs is good, tho

DJ said...

This post is all kinds of lulz.

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