Sunday 24 December 2017

Craig Level Horwood

In 1998 all Max Minelli wanted for Christmas was "12 gold teeth, a fresh candy blue jeep, and a .44 heat". In 2017 all I want to find in my Christmas stocking tomorrow morning is that remake of Dolamite's Hustlas which Big Choo's been teasing on Instagram all year.


It's bad enough when rappers post an Instagram teaser and then take forever to drop the song; what really takes the piss is when they post countless Instagram teasers of the same song but never actually drop the damn thing.

Bah Humrush.

2 comments:

pinkchardonnay said...

It's almost Grinch-esque how he's just been hoarding it all year through the holidays... come on Ya Boy Big Choo, have some Christmas spirit and release it

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

Make Christmas Great Again™